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Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

Did I just hear Benedict Cumberbatch say the word dildo

I believe I did

dear LORD

I FEEL SO VERY, VERY DIRTY.

I DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THIS DIRTINESS.

please forgive my tags

• #AND I’M USING EARPHONES
• #SO IT’S COMPLETELY SURROUNDING IN MYBRAIN
• #I CAN— OH HE JUST MADE THE WORD MANHOOD SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING
• #CAN’T BRAIN
• #OH MY GOD
• #’MAIDENHOOD’
• #HE’S TAKING THEIR VIRGINITIES
• #HOW DOES HE NOT GIGGLE READING ALL THIS
• #’MADAM OREO’
• #OREO
• #OREO THO
• #BOSOM
• #STAWP IT BEN
• #’OBVIOUS EXCITEMENT’. THAT MEANS ERECTION
• #OMG
• #MOTHER OF GOD I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH
• #VOUYERISM NOW WHAT
• #OH
• #KISS HIM
• #MOTHER OF LOVE
• #THIS IS SO STRANGELY GOOD
• #wait what transvestite what
• #HE JUST SAID DILDO
• #DILDO
• #BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH JUST SAID DILDO

I CHOKED  ON MY TEA WHEN HE SAID DILDO

i cannot express the way my body and ears feel at this moment

what was that. omg. 

MADAM OREO

BENEDICT, YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BOY. DITCH THAT BALINO BITCH AND GET WITH JOHN.